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From: "The Poppleton Herald"
Date: 08/10/97
Reports are emerging that the new chair of Armaggedon's governing body, a former lieutenant of industry, intensely disliked the introductory meetings he attended last year. Especially the seven hour discussion of finances and staffing. Discussion items are now limited to matters like the HEFC(E) memorandum on severance payments to senior staff earning over £50k per annum. Local topics are to be the subject of oral reports by senior officers. It is hoped that this will allow meetings to be over in time for tea, now taken at home since the auditors commented on the lavish liberality dispensed in the former vice-chancellor's lodge.